Apparently Brookstone wants a piece of the poo-nanny pleasing, mail order action. My boss gets this magazine once or twice a month. He just has me throw it away (he bought something from it one time so he’s on their mailing list now), so I browse through it before tossing it. What I’ve seen in the last few magazines makes me laugh a little bit:
That’s not a “massager with remote control” people. That’s a Bullet, Bitches!
Well, Brookstone, you got these right. These sure are “Personal Massagers”; of the intimate kind.
This next one cracks my shit up:
It’s a “Zero Gravity Massage Chair” but to me it looks like a sexual harassment case in the making.
Maybe I just have a dirty mind, but I think Brookstone wants in on that particular Multi-billion dollar industry…
1 comment:
When I was christmas shopping a few weeks ago in Brookstone, they had massagers IN the store. And LELO brand "massagers." Seriously, let's call it what it is. And make us all super uncomfortable when store employees catch us eyeballing em.
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