Apparently Brookstone wants a piece of the poo-nanny pleasing, mail order action. My boss gets this magazine once or twice a month. He just has me throw it away (he bought something from it one time so he’s on their mailing list now), so I browse through it before tossing it. What I’ve seen in the last few magazines makes me laugh a little bit:
That’s not a “massager with remote control” people. That’s a Bullet, Bitches!
Well, Brookstone, you got these right. These sure are “Personal Massagers”; of the intimate kind.
This next one cracks my shit up:
It’s a “Zero Gravity Massage Chair” but to me it looks like a sexual harassment case in the making.
Maybe I just have a dirty mind, but I think Brookstone wants in on that particular Multi-billion dollar industry…
